The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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