whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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