do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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