I am spending my child support on dildos
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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