We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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