I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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