on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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