I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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