No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
