oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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