if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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