if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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