Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
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