Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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