I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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