So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?