Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out