It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
wow bdsm is so cute
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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