And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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