I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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