I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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