Fuck appropriateness.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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