What a fucking waste of an outfit
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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