Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
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you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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