"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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