Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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