I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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