You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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