He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
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I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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