AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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