but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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