i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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