We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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