Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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