i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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