that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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