Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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