is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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