i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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