is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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