Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
so let's talk penis.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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