wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
ok first of all what the fuck
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