The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
her vagine was all disorganized.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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