so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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