i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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