My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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