I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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