Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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