The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
organizing the empties. That sober.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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