you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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