love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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