I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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