i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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