haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I just had sex on a roof
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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