Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.